Tag: joke
member name: Angie E.
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January 22, 2009 03:23 PM EST --
Frank wants to get his beautiful wife, Betty, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a mobile telephone. Betty is excited, she loves her phone. . . .
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January 22, 2009 03:41 PM EST --
'Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right member of staff, please listen to all the options before making a selection: . . .
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January 27, 2009 05:49 PM EST --
Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what . . .
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February 04, 2009 10:26 AM EST --
An old man shopping at a department store for a gift for his wife was intent on watching a teenage girl who was going through the sale racks. The teenage girl had a Mohawk dyed in various colors: pink, . . .
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March 02, 2009 12:13 PM EST --
I worked in technical support at Silicon Graphics about a year ago, and I was part of the group that was first in line to handle problem calls. Oh, joy. Being only eighteen at the time, my experience . . .
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March 02, 2009 12:16 PM EST --
Mum comes home with the new born baby from hospital. As she breast feeds the little baby, her 5 year old son Roger joins her and looks at the baby and than at her with big wide eyes.
Mum smiles at . . .
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March 02, 2009 12:27 PM EST --
1.My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
2.Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
3.How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to . . .
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March 12, 2009 08:39 AM EDT --
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out a fire . . .
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January 04, 2009 05:36 PM EST --
I thought this was funny, lol.
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs . . .
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January 04, 2009 05:53 PM EST --
This is way too cute, lol. Smart boys.
A policeman had a perfect hiding place to screen speeding drivers. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer investigated : a 9 year old boy . . .
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March 12, 2009 08:30 AM EDT --
This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released . . .
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March 14, 2009 09:34 AM EDT --
A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!"
Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?"
"Listen you, . . .
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March 15, 2009 08:14 AM EDT --
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully . . .
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March 15, 2009 08:53 AM EDT --
3 men are stranded in the middle of the Canadian Forest and they don't know where they are at. They decide that they have to find some food. So the first man leaves and tells the other 2 that he . . .
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March 16, 2009 06:18 AM EDT --
A tough looking biker had been in the biker bar for quite some time when he finally decided it was time, once again to hit the road. He stepped through the front door of the bar and instantly realized . . .
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March 17, 2009 09:38 AM EDT --
A woman follows her husband
A woman followed her husband to the public house. "How can you come here," she said, taking a sip of his pint of Guinness, "and drink that awful stuff?" . . .
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March 17, 2009 09:42 AM EDT --
Little Johnny, and his grandfather entered the vacation cabin, and kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing . . .
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January 01, 2009 05:26 PM EST --
An American entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman
'Where are you from, pal?' asked the Scotsman, after they'd chatted for a while. 'I'm from the finest country in the whole . . .
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January 04, 2009 05:43 PM EST --
Got this in a email
9-year-old Emily was given an assignment in school to write a story on "My family's ancestors" The purpose was for the kids to understand their heritage.
In search . . .
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January 07, 2009 07:09 PM EST --
There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. "If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine . . .
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